McCain debate stand-in guy sure hopes that The Maverick will show up, 'cause he hasn't even debated anyone seriously since the divorce. He doesn't even own anything that's not a cargo short.
You don't want to know where Star Wars: The Force Unleashed launch party guy just got nicked by the mesmerizing plastic hand blades of Jango Bobo Fett-or-whoever-he-thinks-he-is.
When he returned to his one-bedroom apartment that night, after the press event, Steve Jobs conference guy said to his girlfriend, who is thinking about dumping him, "Sheez! If that thing gets any thinner, it'll disappear!"
Palin rally guy holds the other three-quarters of his standard-issue McCain-Palin sign in his left hand. When Karl Rove says don't block the Hawaii star, you don't block the Hawaii star.
There's always that one guy in the crowd, a little out of focus, doing his own thing. This blog is a panegyric to that guy, who is living the dream: just living, just dreaming.